The guys stumble upon FIFA's not-so-secret plan to fix the upcoming World Cup with the help of a psychic cat. Nic has a run-in with a guy taking himself way too seriously in a pool bar. Gareth debuts a new (sure to be short-lived) segment on the show. Also: MSG, Queen Elizabeth I, and parents left with no other choice but to sue their son.
The guys attempt to be more professionai with the aid of a smartphone app and their old friend Pythagoros. Gareth uncovers the latest surprising craze amongst bored British housewives, whilst tattoos go wrong in The So-Called News. Nic claims to be forced into watching the Royal Wedding on a weekend away, and the guys debate the controversial new Thundercats reboot.
Nic recounts an awkward first date in a movie theatre. Gareth reminisces about strong female pop stars from the 90s, and Darren tries to understand naturist practioners AKA nudists. The guys discover a professional rugby player with an unusual addiction, and we find out why children and piñatas can be a deadly combination.
Nic has several bizarre run-ins at an engagement party straight out of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. A man fails to turn up at work for six years and gets an award. The orca from Free Willy gets bullied, Darren does a surprising impression, and Nic debates the future of self-driving cars, and how that will impact him as a parent.
Darren stays up all night to watch the Oscars. Gareth pitches a less-than-stellar idea for an action movie. Nic has a Saturday from hell. "Ask Nic" returns, and the guys are disappointed to hear what the French have been getting up to in supermarkets.
Nic puts forward his theory on why clapping is a great way to survive in a dangerous situation. Gareth finally figures out why dinosaurs had no need for ID books. Darren reveals a surprising secret, and a parrot becomes the star witness in a murder case. Plus - the start of a new advice segment on the show, titled "Ask Nic".
Nic is horrified to learn of the latest beauty trend sweeping Thailand. Gareth explores the story of a British doctor (who may or may not be Banksy) under investigation for leaving a macabre calling card. The guys try to make sense of both sides of the recent H&M debacle, and a poor man's Magneto rears his head.
It's a brand new year, and the guys pick up right where they left off with a news story about a pair of newlyweds who have a rather indecent proposal for their would-be cameraman. Nic reveals how he tricks his children into eating fruit with the help of a stick and trips to Cape Point. Gareth gets confused by childrens' television shows, and the guys pull left-over Christmas crackers.
With Darren away on holiday, Nic and Gareth come up with a New Year's resolution or two for him. The guys also discover a questionable straight-to-video movie starring a young Matthew McConaughey, and read some Facebook messages from "fans". In this week's bizarre news, a teenage boy spends his mom's entire month's wages on a video game, and a drunk woman rides a horse on the highway.
The guys discuss the flat earth movement, and Nic goes on a rant about the pointlessness of the Miss Universe pageant.